Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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