Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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