Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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