Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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