we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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