Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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