she was so not down for the gang bang
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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