I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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