I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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