New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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