I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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