I think I am morally bankrupt
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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