why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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