oh god the rape fog is back!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Randomize
