Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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