all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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