weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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