party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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