Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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