This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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