i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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