We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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