Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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