he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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