I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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