yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
