No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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