she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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