Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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