Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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