your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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