There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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