I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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