your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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