U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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