Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
