We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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