I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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