If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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