dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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