You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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