i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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