The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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