i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he thought i was a dude.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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