Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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