Whod you bang
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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