You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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