i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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