help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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