how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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